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This is the writer's room at Comic-Con. Yes, we sit on those chairs.
I am a staff writer on CONAN. 

I've written two books. Well, three, but one was ghostwriting for a celeb so I don't count it because that was her story. 



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Dead People Suck

A comedic memoir about cancer, hospice, losing a parent, grief and funerals. It's dark, and full of jokes. 

The Audible version was read by me, and parts of it were read at The Stand Comedy Club in NYC. Download

BUY THE HARDCOVER  from an Independent Bookstore


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SH*tty mom

Fun story: The three ladies listed as co-authors did not write a word of the book. They had a title "Sh*tty Mom." That was it.  They hired me to write the book. They then sold the shit out of it, all credit to them for making it a NYT bestseller.

The publisher wanted a sequel, immediately. I wanted to wait, until I had more stories to tell. But instead of letting things percolate for 2-3 years, they hired another writer to do a "sequel." Well, it bombed and that effectively ended the chance at created a Sh*tty Mom brand. We all could have been millionaires. OH WELL. 

Anyway, my book- the first book- is pretty funny! 

BUY THE HARDCOVER from an Independent Bookstore
Audible is read by me: Download

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