Lap POOL REVIEWS
I used to be a competitive swimmer. During the 90s, I killed time on the road by swimming in local pools. As a service to my fellow travelers, I wrote mostly mean-spirited reviews of these often inadequate pools.
They're archived here for old time's sake. You'll probably find better information on Yelp. Swim Stories: Midnite Masters • Four Strokes • Swim in This! • Razorhook • How to Succeed Locations: Alabama • Arizona • Arkansas • California • Canada • Colorado • England • Georgia • Idaho • Illinois • Indiana • Louisiana • Michigan • Minnesota • Missouri • Montana • Nevada • New Mexico • New York • North Carolina • Ohio • Oklahoma • Oregon • Pennsylvania • South Carolina • South Dakota • Tennessee • Texas • Virginia • Washington 
1978. My sister and I pray that the Lord Jesus helps our team, the Las Juntas Walruses, crush the shit out of Scottsdale.
He didn't. |
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