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Lap POOL REVIEWS

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I used to be a competitive swimmer. During the 90s, I killed time on the road by swimming in local pools. As a service to my fellow travelers,  I wrote mostly mean-spirited reviews of these often inadequate pools.  

They're archived here for old time's sake. You'll probably find better information on Yelp. 


Swim Stories:  Midnite Masters • Four Strokes •  Swim in This! •  Razorhook •  How to Succeed

Locations:  Alabama •  Arizona •  Arkansas •  California •  Canada •  Colorado •  England •  Georgia •
Idaho •  Illinois •  Indiana •  Louisiana •  Michigan  •  Minnesota •  Missouri •  Montana • Nevada  •  
New Mexico •  New York •  North Carolina •  Ohio  •  Oklahoma •  Oregon  • Pennsylvania  •  South 
Carolina •  South Dakota •  Tennessee •  Texas •  Virginia  •  Washington

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1978. My sister and I pray that the Lord Jesus helps our team, the Las Juntas Walruses, crush the shit out of Scottsdale.

He didn't.
...I can't think of any female stand-up acts that are capable of covering the kind of areas that Laurie Kilmartin seemed at ease with." 
The Media Underground, (UK)

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