Laurie Kilmartin
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My name is . I'm a comedian and writer. I've performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals, and I've done standup on Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel and Showtime, and appeared on Best Week Ever, the Today Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow Show and Fox & Friends and Oprah. I'm currently a staff writer on CONAN, and last year, I was a finalist in Season 8 of NBC's Last Comic Standing. Finally, I just used the word "I" six times in five sentences. Gross.

"Kilmartin had some good and sick baby material. We're used to the male perspective... but it's even sicker when the nurturing mother does it. Sick in a good way. Funny stuff." - What's So Funny
Punchline Magazine ranked Five Minutes to Myself one of the Top Ten Comedy CDs of 2009.
"Laurie Kilmartin has the superpower that separates comedians from civilians: the mystic vision necessary to see the humor in the mundane and the insane." Punchline Magazine
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Podcast Appearances
Comedy and Everything Else! ep#151 Comedy and Everything Else!
On the Team Coco podcast
Never Not Funny: Fongers and Darkness Never Not Funny!
marc maron, wtf, laurie kilmartinMarc Maron put me on a live WTF, with Jackie Kashian.
Jimmy Pardo and Matt Belknap stuck me Never Not Funny!
On Kate Urquhart's Podcast of Comedy, between Saturday shows at Acme Comedy Club.
Jon Fisch and Dan Allen put me In the Tank.
Dork Forest: Kathleen Madigan and I have a Kennedy-off on Jackie Kashian's podcast. Kat-leen won.
Siskel and Negro: Robert Hawkins and I talk road farts and slavery.
Other stuff
Right-wing hack Monica Crowley shows up on a Google image search of me. Why? Well, she and I will be forever linked after I caught her stealing comedy from me and claiming it as her own.

A piece I wrote for Babble. Not sure why but they used a stock photo of a "female comic." Well, at least they didn't use Monica Crowley.

I googled my name and found this thread about my first LCS appearance, titled, "Disgusting." I joined in (screen name anylaurie), and the lady who started it agreed to see my show the next time I'm in North Carolina. See? We really can all get along!
Thanks to Abigail Pesta for the great article in April's Marie Claire magazine.

Namechecked in a Nov, 2011 article on female comics in the New York Times


2011, 2012
Dec 11 Kaite Love Show XMas Special, Flappers, Burbank, Ca
Dec 13 The Improv, Hollywood, Ca
Dec 26, 27, 28, 29 The Broadway Comedy Club, NYC
Jan 6-7 Flappers, Claremont, Ca
Feb 10-11 Garret Morris Downtown Comedy Club, Los ANgeles, CA
Feb 17-18, Flappers, Burbank, Ca
March 9-11 Cobb's, (tentative) San Francisco, Ca


Crowd work and club stuff on my YouTube channel
- Posted July 22, 2011



Standup set on Conan. By far the best tv set I've ever had. Hearts to my boss for putting me on the show.
In which I suffocate my boss:

Dan Cronin put me in this GroupOn parody for Conan. Thanks Dan!

Detoxing from Last Comic Standing, in Austin. NSFW! Every dirty word I can think of (way more than seven) plus a surprise ending!





First show of 2010... someone throws a roll at my head. Ah, comedy.



In conjunction with Comedy Central, I created a web series for Atom.com called American English with Jimmy T.

American English With Jimmy T: Cracker


John McCain, Meet William: : Parody of a MoveOn.org ad, 2008



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Help some nice, poor people: Kiva microloans help people help themselves out of poverty. I helped a mom in Bosnia buy a cow!

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