Rooftop Comedy released my CD
Five Minutes to Myself
Buy it at Rooftop , Amazon or iTunes.
Punchline Magazine calls
Five Minutes to Myself one of the
Top Ten Comedy CDs of 2009.
iTunes
Dick-of-the-month: PFC Anderson, whose one-star review of my CD starts like this:
Women comedians are never funny. Why the f I bought it I have no
idea. Oh, I have an idea, PFC Anderson. You are a moron. You clearly
state that you don't think "women comedians" are funny. Then your scabby-meth fingers find ten dollars in your mom's wallet and what do you buy? A CD recorded by a "woman comedian."
You are retarded. I could see how, if my name was Chris or Pat, you could have
thought I was a man when you clicked "download," but Laurie is not a unisex name. In fact, Laurie is always a woman's name, with one exception: Jo's boyfriend in Little Women, a book
I suspect you have not read. Do you hear me, private? And even if you are unclear on
standard lady names because so few of them consent to date you, my "woman comedian" picture is on the CD cover. iTunes clearly
displays the artwork. Carry on, you dumbass.
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