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My name is 
. I'm a comedian and writer. I've
performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals, and
I've done standup on Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel and Showtime, and appeared on Best Week Ever, the Today Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow
Show and Fox & Friends and Oprah. I was a staff writer for the Late Late
Show, Tough Crowd and the Bonnie Hunt Show. I co-wrote Sherri Shepherd's memoir. And finally, I just used the word "I" six times in five sentences. Gross.
. I'm a comedian and writer. I've
performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals, and
I've done standup on Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel and Showtime, and appeared on Best Week Ever, the Today Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow
Show and Fox & Friends and Oprah. I was a staff writer for the Late Late
Show, Tough Crowd and the Bonnie Hunt Show. I co-wrote Sherri Shepherd's memoir. And finally, I just used the word "I" six times in five sentences. Gross. "Laurie Kilmartin has the superpower that separates comedians from civilians: the mystic vision necessary to see the humor in the mundane and the insane." - Punchline Magazine
Rooftop Comedy released my CD Five Minutes to Myself
Buy it at Rooftop , Amazon or iTunes.
Punchline Magazine calls Five Minutes to Myself one of the Top Ten Comedy CDs of 2009.
iTunes Dick-of-the-month: PFC Anderson, whose one-star review of my CD starts like this: Women comedians are never funny. Why the f I bought it I have no idea. Oh, I have an idea, PFC Anderson. You are a moron. You clearly state that you don't think "women comedians" are funny. Then your scabby-meth fingers find ten dollars in your mom's wallet and what do you buy? A CD recorded by a "woman comedian." You are retarded. I could see how, if my name was Chris or Pat, you could have thought I was a man when you clicked "download," but Laurie is not a unisex name. In fact, Laurie is always a woman's name, with one exception: Jo's boyfriend in Little Women, a book I suspect you have not read. Do you hear me, private? And even if you are unclear on standard lady names because so few of them consent to date you, my "woman comedian" picture is on the CD cover. iTunes clearly displays the artwork. Carry on, you dumbass.
iTunes Dick-of-the-month: PFC Anderson, whose one-star review of my CD starts like this: Women comedians are never funny. Why the f I bought it I have no idea. Oh, I have an idea, PFC Anderson. You are a moron. You clearly state that you don't think "women comedians" are funny. Then your scabby-meth fingers find ten dollars in your mom's wallet and what do you buy? A CD recorded by a "woman comedian." You are retarded. I could see how, if my name was Chris or Pat, you could have thought I was a man when you clicked "download," but Laurie is not a unisex name. In fact, Laurie is always a woman's name, with one exception: Jo's boyfriend in Little Women, a book I suspect you have not read. Do you hear me, private? And even if you are unclear on standard lady names because so few of them consent to date you, my "woman comedian" picture is on the CD cover. iTunes clearly displays the artwork. Carry on, you dumbass.
Pre-order "Permission Slips", the book I wrote with View co-host Sherri Shepherd.
Podcast from Aspen: Robert Hawkins and I talk farts and slavery on Siskel and Negro
Are you a comic who wants to have baby? Think again, pal. (Babble.com)
Podcast from Queens: Jon Fisch and Dan Allen invited me In the Tank.
First show of 2010... someone throws a roll at my head. Ah, comedy.
This "interview" with John Edwards' mistress, Rielle Hunter, is from 2008. But that whore is back in the news, so let's re-visit!
In conjunction with Comedy Central, I created a web series for Atom.com called American English with Jimmy T.
Enjoy the Kilmartin family Christmas video!
Bunjo's Comedy Club, Nov 28th, 2009: : The Tiger Woods story had just broke hours before...:
More crowd work and topical material can be seen on my YouTube channel.
- visit TV appearances for more
Help some nice, poor people: Kiva microloans help people help themselves out of poverty. I helped a mom in Bosnia buy a cow!
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