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ILLINOIS POOLS

  • Champaigne 
    Pool: McKinley Family YMCA 
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    Rating: B 
    The Good News: Indoors, 25 yards, six lanes, kickboards, cool water, pull buoys, a paceclock and a Masters team. 
    The Bad News: The lap hours are somewhat limited, and every other lane is roped, so there's really three oversized lanes instead of six normal ones. 
    Details: Well, I crashed a Masters workout on Sunday afternoon, and it was IM intensive. I barely had to do any freestyle at all. God loves me. The coach, Eve, is very cool and inquired about my no-beat freestyle kick. I had to tell her that my feet, insulted by the plodding nature of the flutter kick, would only wake from their slack-toed stupor during a breaststroke drill. I think she was glad when I left. 
    Pasty White Skin Review: High nines. A tribe of Tan Lines were chased out by the White Man hundreds of years ago.

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