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"...Just once in my life, I want to have an Elvis Christmas..." 

Preparing for Battle, Dec 27, 2005

We're staying in New York, until further notice. While I received an extremely flattering rejection email from a head writer, it's still rejection, and I'm not going to live in LA for no reason.

So there. Or, if you are a Battlestar Gallactica fan, so say we all.

We've been staying up til 6 AM, El Boyfriend and I, working on our websites. There's lots of clips on TV Star, and we totally redesigned his site. I'm set up to be a road comic.

Again.

Just once in my life, I want to have an Elvis Christmas. I want to give my Dad keys to a Jaguar, and my Mom directions to her new house, printed on Mapquest. Instead, my Dad got the DVD of Chicago, and my Mom got a gift certificate for a facial.

Life has stepped on my blue suede shoes.

I guess I don't have much to say this week. I'm busy, preparing for battle.


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