I had to use the guestbook script supplied by my server. This one is read-only. (SIgn the new one!)
| Name: | Jr Bondy |
| E-Mail: | jrbondy@comcast.net |
| Hometown: | Detroit |
| Message: | Keep it up, you kill me! |
| Name: | Your Name |
| E-Mail: | emailaddress@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Hometown |
| Message: | ummmmmm - oh I remember my question now. Is this a funny website? |
| Name: | Shawn Schultz |
| E-Mail: | chipndale73@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Wyandotte, Michigan/ now Westcliffe, CO. |
| Message: | Hello Laurie.... I got to this website by accident and then clicked thru it. Your hilarious. Hopefully I'll have a lap pool someday and the next time you come to Colorado, (I live in the rural south central Rockies) I'll throw out an invitation to come swim the shark infested waters @ 8,000 ft. above sea level. Okay so we'll throw in a couple of deer, elk and bobcats! Thanks for the laugh Sincerely, Shawn Schultz |
| Name: | G Spot |
| E-Mail: | gspot@vagina.com |
| Hometown: | Vaginaville (Upper Eastside) |
| Message: | Hey Laurie, I heard you have been looking for me. I just wanted you to know that I am still around, and that it's getting lonely in here. I remember the good old days when we used to have all kinds of visitors. It was like a theme park! Now a days things are so lonely. I hardly see anyone! Is everything OK out there? Anyway, the weather has been really dry. Maybe that is what is keeping the visitors away. They used to come during the rainy season. Alrighty, I'll be going now. -G Spot (chaclcler@yahoo.com) |
| Name: | Jessica Potter |
| E-Mail: | Guppyinthewater@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Roscoe, Illinois |
| Message: | Laurie, I think that you are hilarious and I love your review of pools. I found your reviews from a swimming site. Do you ever come to Florida? I look forward to seeing some more of your work on TV. Goodluck! |
| Name: | Dave Cleveland |
| E-Mail: | davecleveland@earthlink.net |
| Hometown: | Boulder, Co. |
| Message: | Great web site. Fair career. |
| Name: | bob lashkari |
| E-Mail: | dms76@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | cranford |
| Message: | saw your show in NYC at Sam's 8/9. Funny. May I say "This Candle is for You"... you know, how the fat guy holds up the candle..."it's time to wrap it up please...?" some candles should be shown alot sooner, but not for you. |
| Name: | scott williams camp |
| E-Mail: | scott2williams@yahoo.comf |
| Hometown: | freetown |
| Message: | how to meet the women of my heart |
| Name: | scott williams camp |
| E-Mail: | scott2williams@yahoo.comf |
| Hometown: | freetown |
| Message: | how to meet the women of my heart |
| Name: | teresa holcomb |
| E-Mail: | holcomb_teresa@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | S.F., Ca. |
| Message: | Hey woman!! I cant for the life of me find your email address......so here's hoping you read these.....answer me this- is it LORI...or Laurie?? Enquiring minds wanna know? Did you ever check out my site at www.teresaholcomb.com? I would love some feedback if you have- and if you can write an entry in my guestbook that to would be cool! How's the writing job?? Hows the life?? Hey I am doing some shows in Edinburgh in 2 weeks at the Festival- 8 shows in 3 nights...should be fun and then I plan on getting drunk and pinching some serious Scottish kilted booty!! Hey I was in London the other night and did you know that at this club called Headliners there is a HUGE billboard type deal of you in your cheerleader getup?? Well there is- and also a headshot of Maria Falzoni- do you have an address for her? The owner there said he got in a pinch and needed some photos so made due with what he had- even though he didnt know some of the comics. Yours looks fantastic!!! Write back when you can- Love, T. |
| Name: | Lynne Humphrey |
| E-Mail: | lynne.humphrey@verizon.net |
| Hometown: | Whittier, CA |
| Message: | Am I nuts at age 38 to allow people to talk me into starting a career in stand up? |
| Name: | Gus |
| E-Mail: | tavik526@msn.com |
| Hometown: | New Paltz, NY |
| Message: | nice site, |
| Name: | Mike Hankel |
| E-Mail: | poge_rockafella@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Tacoma, Wa |
| Message: | This is a great website, but I gotta say your comedy is better in person. I saw your Saturday Night show that you hosted. I was the Fox Intern that sat next to the family of Canadians. Your hosting was hilarious and my cheeks were sore because I laughed so hard. Great USO skit on Comedy Central, and I wish you even greater success in the future. |
| Name: | Jim Starrett |
| E-Mail: | starr27@sssnet.com & starretj@perry1.sparcc.org |
| Hometown: | Massillon, Ohio |
| Message: | Forgot to tell you in my e, where Massillon is located. one hour/60 miles south of Cleveland also 20 miles south of Akron, and 8 miles west of Canton. |
| Name: | Cindy |
| E-Mail: | cfmarti@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | San Antonio, TX |
| Message: | I found your site by looking for coffee house information in my area. I am looking to open one up myself and whenever you come back down here, your first cup is on me. |
| Name: | Paul Dustin |
| E-Mail: | otis737@comcast.net |
| Hometown: | Minneapolis |
| Message: | I heard you on the KQRS morning show and man you were great. Was unable to attend your show but will hopefull be able to attend your show next time you come back this way. |
| Name: | Craig Hilles |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | Kent |
| Message: | Looks like a pretty nice web site! |
| Name: | Helen Mayx |
| E-Mail: | helmac510@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Portland OR |
| Message: | Dear Laurie, Funny,funny stuff. Made my nose run. Love the descriptions of and stories about your Mom and Dad. Maybe because they're my age group. Don't remember seeing you on the Comedy Channel, I would sure watch if I knew when you'd be on. My favorite comic is Sinbad. |
| Name: | John F. Kilmartin |
| E-Mail: | kilmartn@mira.net |
| Hometown: | Melbourne |
| Message: | Laurie Get your self down here! Oz needs you. Take the challenge. Great outdoor lap pools. Cheers JFK |
| Name: | Lesley |
| E-Mail: | lawells@earthlink.net |
| Hometown: | Grew up near Atlanta(GA) , now in Birmingham (AL) |
| Message: | I found out about you from a swim site, and after having read nearly all your material I have one question? When are you coming to the south? Your sense of humor is great. I love comedy and hope to hear more about you in the near future. Best luck to you. |
| Name: | Susannah Perlman |
| E-Mail: | goddessbuzz@aol.com |
| Hometown: | loaded question |
| Message: | your tv appearances are a riot! |
| Name: | Fussy |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | Spain |
| Message: | I just wanna say that "My big life" is "Mi gran vida" and not "Mi vida grande" ;) |
| Name: | Jeremy Beth Michaels |
| E-Mail: | thenumberthirteen@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | San Francisco |
| Message: | Hiya Laurie, Just wanted to say hello. I also wanted to know when you're coming to town... Did you like that book? Hope to see you soon. Jeremy |
| Name: | paul |
| E-Mail: | pstarmach@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | alabama |
| Message: | Paul |
| Name: | espresso student |
| E-Mail: | espresso@1-800-espresso.com |
| Hometown: | |
| Message: | Hello. Your espresso related site very looks good. You've helped me with espresso industry report. espresso and coffee |
| Name: | The G Force |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | New York City |
| Message: | Caught your set last night at Comic Strip and loved it. General consensus of our group was that the comic before you was absolutely unbearable. He got a Comedy Central show?! You deserve one more than him, baby. Best of luck to you. |
| Name: | George Broze |
| E-Mail: | gbroze@houston.rr.com |
| Hometown: | Houston |
| Message: | Nice work on "Tough Crowd" tonight! Don't forget: "In a comedy club, Laurie's clean, well-written material is always appreciated." ;-) George |
| Name: | Robert Wyatt |
| E-Mail: | ethermac56@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Jonesboro,AR. |
| Message: | All I wanted to say was I caught you on Tough Crowd tonight and enjoyed you But then I happened to read the post on teeth below and now I think I know where you get your material....geez what an email name and message....I now know why people have "situational anxiety"....just reading your guest book could make you nervous-your finishing bit was the best! |
| Name: | Jer |
| E-Mail: | gr8looks1@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Buffalo, NY |
| Message: | I assure you that if you have brownish-yellow colored teeth we can help... Come on people, don't deny that your teeth are an eye-sore for others to look at. Lets get serious here, do you really want ugly looking teeth? Didn't think so. Remember the teeth that you have in your mouth are yours for life, you should treat them as if they were best friends. Every time you speak your pearly whites show, or maybe they aren't as white as you think they are. If you drink coffee, cola or smoke cigs, then I bet that your teeth are pretty yellow. Maybe there is a solution. Every morning you look at yourself in the mirror, and how many times have you thought to yourself "Wow I really need to do something about my teeth"? Come on this is no joke, I know tons of people say this to themselves every morning. Now I have one question for you, what are you waiting for? We have the system to give your teeth a facelift! Now, I know some of you think that you're just too good to read this message and some of you think that this is just another message from someone trying to sell me something. Well let me tell you something, if you read this far, you're not! If you have teeth like I described above you can improve your appearance to others by choosing to act upon your thoughts. Whiten your teeth! Thanks Jer |
| Name: | Lea Lea Kilmarten |
| E-Mail: | mishu_leashu@yahoo.co.uk |
| Hometown: | Tamworth (England) |
| Message: | hiya Laurie! great website, if you get the chance go on a website called www.rathergood.com it's really good and you might think it's cool 2! Lea Lea |
| Name: | Linda Buda |
| E-Mail: | lbuda@morganlewis.com |
| Hometown: | Walnut Creek |
| Message: | Hey Laurie, Great Website! Probably don't remember me (hint: Walnut Creek Masters - husband Gary --I think swam in your lane)I always wondered what happened to you. Seems like you are doing great! Linda |
| Name: | Shannon Ennis |
| E-Mail: | sennis9263@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Chicago (Born n' Bred). NYC presently |
| Message: | Laurie, Fellow stand-up here. We did a couple of shows @ Comedy Cellar a while back. Maybe you remember? Regardless, I wanted to say that the USO show you did recently on Comedy Central was spot-on. The, "Ohh, Mr. Taliban..." Seeing you, a woman, going to school, to vote. Great. Killer stuff. I think I had laugh tears. Anyhow, next time you're home in NYC, I'd love to catch a gig. Hope our paths will cross again soon. Best Wishes, SE |
| Name: | beth |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | nc |
| Message: | colin quinn's show, right? |
| Name: | Martha Luoni |
| E-Mail: | MLuoni@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Charlotte, NC |
| Message: | Laurie, Please check out the new indoor aquatics complex. Completed i November 2002. |
| Name: | Riley Robinson |
| E-Mail: | yeahyeah1986@aol.com |
| Hometown: | L.A, california |
| Message: | yeah me and my twin sister Paige thought that this was a kewl little web page just felt like sharing that it was fun visiting xoxo paige and riley |
| Name: | Nicholas Cimato |
| E-Mail: | NCimato@Standupny.com |
| Hometown: | Lewiston, Maine |
| Message: | Ohhh Yeahhh. |
| Name: | Terrance McKeown |
| E-Mail: | terrancemckeown@yahoo.ca |
| Hometown: | Chateauguay, Quebec, Canada |
| Message: | Thanks for making this site a blast to come to. |
| Name: | Zoe |
| E-Mail: | silvercorwynn@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Columbus, Ohio |
| Message: | next time you are in columbus, you should check out Victoria;s Midnight cafe. it's no Insomnia which used to be 24 hour but got ran out by Campus Partners. i cant say enough about what Insomnia used to be. love your site though. |
| Name: | mo |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | nyc |
| Message: | i want to know more about the part in the part in your bio where you talk about your former colleagues at the dot com. i think i know them! i think i was one of them! darn, wonder what you say in your act? |
| Name: | Robert Gallagher |
| E-Mail: | Robert@viaden.com |
| Hometown: | http://www.viaden.com |
| Message: | Enjoyed so much! Found all I needed - thank you for a great website! Keep good work! |
| Name: | friend |
| E-Mail: | friend@kilmartin.com |
| Hometown: | |
| Message: | Peace and greetings in the name of Jesus Christ. Romans 3:23 NIV says "for ALL have sinned and fall short of the glory of God". "God will give to each person according to what he has done. To those who by persistence in doing good seek glory, honor and immortality, he will give eternal life. But for those who are self-seeking and who reject the truth and follow evil, there will be wrath and anger. There will be trouble and distress for every human being who does evil.Galatians 5:19-21 NIV"The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God." "Romans 2:6-9NIV. The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. They will throw them into the fiery furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.Matthew 13:41-42 NIV. "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. The one who sows to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction; the one who sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life. " Galatians 6:7-8 NIV.However, John 3:16 says God loves us so much that he gave his only son so that we may have eternal life. " ...If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Romans 6:23 NIV"For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord" Romans 10:9-10 NIV. " |
| Name: | Victoria |
| E-Mail: | veronicatoby@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | San Diego |
| Message: | Laurie. I had a gst. spot at a comedy club in PA last night and I asked the MC if he knew the funniest lady in NYC, that would be you, and he told me about this website. My mom and sister flew in from Cali 2 weeks ago and I tried to find you on the club circuit in NYC, I really wanted them to experience your show, I was unsuccessful. When are you going back to the Comic Strip Live? My friends and I saw you once in November, I couldn't stop laughing and you even made a comment about it. Yes, I'm pathetic but you are funny as hell dudette. Ok, I'm going now, but can you write me an email? V... |
| Name: | John F. Kilmartin |
| E-Mail: | kilmartn@mira.net |
| Hometown: | Melbourne Australia, But orginally Craughwell Galway, Ireland. |
| Message: | Hi Laurie, Long time no mail but good to see your still in there. Keep swimming and ????drinking coffee. Its no good for you know. Guinness is better. must go, dont know why. Regards from all of us down under. JFK |
| Name: | Anthony DeVito |
| E-Mail: | him@anthonydevito.com |
| Hometown: | Brooklyn! |
| Message: | Hey Laurie-- thanks for doing our show last night. You rocked and rolled. See you soon! |
| Name: | paul |
| E-Mail: | linkexchange@hotels-tours.com |
| Hometown: | paris |
| Message: | i enjoyed reading and looking at it. can you check my site out? i'd appreciate if the people who are reading this can check it as well. thanks for your time, and keep up the good work!I have visited your website and really think that so useful site which could be informed all over. You did a great job on your web page; i was searching such as pretty site. just keep your great website... and also these websites too are so useful websites.. Barcelona Hotels Amsterdam Hotels London Hotels Paris Hotels Venice Hotels Frankfurt Hotels Zurich Hotels Florence Hotels Madrid Hotels prague Hotels Rome Hotels UK Hotels US Hotels Vienna Hotels Austria Hotels France Hotels Germany Hotels Greece Hotels Italy Hotels Netherlands Hotels Spain Hotels Athens Hotels Berlin Hotels |
| Name: | Jodi |
| E-Mail: | jodi@felbers.net |
| Hometown: | NYC! |
| Message: | Hey, Laurie. I'm here thanks to the link on the fabulous female Felber's "blog". I caught your act (or gig, or whatever you call it) at Portable Comedy earlier this year and remember saying to my friend, "Hey, she's pretty and funny!" I think I liked you because you didn't say "Am I right, ladies?" at all during your set. Yeah! By the way, I was going to rant about Moses or Jesus or some other biblical brouhaha, but I see that someone else beat me to the obnoxious punch. |
| Name: | Samantha Williams |
| E-Mail: | willsamantha4@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | USA |
| Message: | Nice pages Samantha Williams |
| Name: | Susie F. |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | NY, NY |
| Message: | Dude, so sorry your guestbook has been spammed by The Devine Order of Cut & Paste Christians. *I* adore your site. Please keep it up. |
| Name: | CH |
| E-Mail: | jy720@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | here |
| Message: | looking for a old friend, vivianne morrissette, maiden name of Beaudoin....wheres joe moe? |
| Name: | Friend of Laurie |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | |
| Message: | God Bless you in the name of Jesus Christ. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? " Romans 3:23 NIV says "for ALL have sinned and fall short of the glory of God". "God will give to each person according to what he has done. To those who by persistence in doing good seek glory, honor and immortality, he will give eternal life. But for those who are self-seeking and who reject the truth and follow evil, there will be wrath and anger. There will be trouble and distress for every human being who does evil. "Romans 2:6-9NIV. The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. They will throw them into the fiery furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.Matthew 13:41-42 NIV. "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. The one who sows to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction; the one who sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life. " Galatians 6:7-8 NIV. THE GOOD NEWS: John 3:16 says God loves us so much that he gave his only son so that we may have eternal life. " ...If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Romans 6:23 NIV"For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord" Romans 10:9-10 NIV. "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness."1 John 1:9 NIV. Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!" 2 Corinthians 5: 17 NIV. |
| Name: | flib |
| E-Mail: | flibbityflee@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Anywhere, Alberta |
| Message: | Sorry, I was wrong. It's "yearbook cameltoe", but you're still #1!!! |
| Name: | Todd Heinen |
| E-Mail: | todd.heinen@aurora.org |
| Hometown: | Oostburg, Wisconsin |
| Message: | Love your material. |
| Name: | May the Great Pumpkin Bless you too!! |
| E-Mail: | flibbityflee@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Same as last time. |
| Message: | Hey what's with the friggin' bible study dude. If I wanted theology I would have gone to Jerry freaking Fallwell's homepage. Actually, that's my next search topic. Hey, "Highschool cameltoe" got me here. And we're off .... |
| Name: | peppermint_fattie |
| E-Mail: | flibbityflee@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Yeah, right. |
| Message: | Okay, so obviously this isn't my real name, which is wierd because Laurie has been so gracious letting us into her life. And the best part is she get hotter every year!! (see the yearbook for proof;)) Later (likely not, but you never know). |
| Name: | Sean O' Marta |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | |
| Message: | Dia dhuit Laurie. An bhfuil to go maith ?? Sean O' Marta |
| Name: | God Bless you Laurie |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | |
| Message: | od created man to be perfect just like himself. But sin entered the world through Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. This angered God, but he love the world so much that he sent his son, Jesus Christ, who was born through a virgin, and lived a perfect life, full of temptations but free of sin. This sinlessness enable him to die on the cross for our sins so that we wouldn't have to die for them. If we accept Jesus and ask his forgiveness, he will forgive our sins, and change us in to a new creature, and give us eternal life in Heaven when we die, instead of having to go to Hell, which we deserve for our sins, but are saved by God's grace, if we choose to accept it! Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? John 3:16 says God loves us so much that he gave his only son so that we may have eternal life. " ...If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Romans 3:23 NIV says "for ALL have sinned and fall short of the glory of God".Romans 6:23 NIV"For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord" Romans 10:9-10 NIV. "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness."1 John 1:9 NIV. "...'Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. ' " Acts 2:56 NIV. "God will give to each person according to what he has done. To those who by persistence in doing good seek glory, honor and immortality, he will give eternal life. But for those who are self-seeking and who reject the truth and follow evil, there will be wrath and anger. There will be trouble and distress for every human being who does evil. "Romans 2:6-9NIV. Here is what God has to say about homosexuality (see www.bibleinfo.com, which also has scriputre on a lot of other topics) What does the Bible teach about practicing homosexuality? It's in the Bible, Romans 1:26-27, NIV. "Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion." Is practicing homosexuality a sin? It's in the Bible, Leviticus 18:22, TLB. "Homosexuality is absolutely forbidden, for it is an enormous sin." Can a practicing homosexual go to heaven? It's in the Bible, I Corinthians 6:9, TLB. "Don't you know that those doing such things have no share in the Kingdom of God? Don't fool yourselves. Those who live immoral lives, who are idol worshippers, adulterers or homosexuals--will have no share in his kingdom." Like all sinners, practicing homosexuals are called to repent. It's in the Bible, I Timothy 1:10-11, TLB. "Yes, these laws are made to identify as sinners all who are immoral and impure: homosexuals, kidnappers, liars, and all others who do things that contradict the glorious Good News of our blessed God, whose messenger I am." Sinful patterns of all kinds must stop, and need God's forgiveness. It's in the Bible, I Corinthians 6:11, NIV. "And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God." There is hope for the practicing homosexual. It's in the Bible, I Corinthians 10:13, TLB. "But remember this--the wrong desires that come into your life aren't anything new and different. Many others have faced exactly the same problems before you. And no temptation is irresistible. You can trust God to keep the temptation from becoming so strong that you can't stand up against it, for He has |
| Name: | none |
| E-Mail: | azbe@yifan.net |
| Hometown: | none |
| Message: | nice website |
| Name: | Jan Wylie |
| E-Mail: | avonwyck@mail.cswnet.com |
| Hometown: | Benton,Ar |
| Message: | Next time you're in town, try the LR Athletic Club, War Memorial Fitness Center or Bess Chisum Stephens YWCA @ 12th & Cleveland. |
| Name: | scott bailey |
| E-Mail: | flaminflamingo@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | atlanta |
| Message: | i have to agree with PHILLIP on your physical attributes. (damn, sho is fine) i came across your site while looking for a coffee shop i used to work at in chattanooga. your site just makes me really, really happy. i think it's just your wonderful smile. oh, and ladies, the flamin in my email address does not stand for gay, so feel free. peace out (does anyone get my humor) |
| Name: | rob gould |
| E-Mail: | house1873@attbi.com |
| Hometown: | fall river, massachusetts |
| Message: | rob from cafe arpeggio south boston and also cafe arpeggio fall river, mass. laurie if you ever get out this way stop in and smell the coffee. we also make our own ice cream on location |
| Name: | Colleen |
| E-Mail: | Natalee43@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Corvallis, Oregon |
| Message: | Hi, Laurie... Blast from the past. Many moons ago, you frequented the "Writer's Cafe" on AOL. You were always side-splittingly funny. Still are, for that matter! Sometime, when you travel through Portland, I'll have to catch your act. Take care, Colleen |
| Name: | Paul Ruiz |
| E-Mail: | akbar8@pacbell.net |
| Hometown: | Benicia, CA |
| Message: | Hey Laurie, I was on a swimming website to get tips, and stumbled on your site. Very funny! Hope you're doing well. Do you remember that girl I took to dinner at Alexis' Christmas party about 10 years ago? Well, Hazra and I are now married with 3 kids, a mortgage, and a minivan. Yikes. Funny how life works out. 10 years ago I was shopping around for a Harley, 10 years later, I'm driving a Honda...minivan...that is. Life is good, the kids are great, just got my MBA, now waiting for an opportunity to use it. Take care! Paul. |
| Name: | freya |
| E-Mail: | funky_freya@msn.com |
| Hometown: | auckland |
| Message: | kool |
| Name: | Meagan Cuskey |
| E-Mail: | Dad says I can't give it out. |
| Hometown: | Pipestem, West Virginia |
| Message: | Hi! I love your cite - site- well, whatever ti is. |
| Name: | Salina |
| E-Mail: | am_mowing@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Salina |
| Message: | ok your article in september 2001 in splash sucked!!!!! I mean it wasn't even funny,stand up comic sure...? You show sooo much biased you make your self look ignornant and unknowing. Who publishes such total crap in a magazine seriously!!!!! |
| Name: | john kilmartin |
| E-Mail: | kilmartinj@primus.com.au |
| Hometown: | |
| Message: | Darn fingers!....primus...not prinus! Big hugs to your 4 legged friend! |
| Name: | john kilmartin |
| E-Mail: | kilmartinj@prinus.com.au |
| Hometown: | Ballarat,Victoria Australia |
| Message: | Hi Laurie, having withdrawal symptons here not seeing your weekly "hoax"....last one posted 8th october.trust everything is ok.we think you are one gutsy individual and you deserve that appearance on "letterman" Keep it up! Regards, cousin John. |
| Name: | Aaron Dahl |
| E-Mail: | crwhale@oberon.ark.com |
| Hometown: | Campbell River, British Columbia, Canada |
| Message: | No matter how many times I visit this site, I smile at worst and laugh hysterically at best. Truly a gem! |
| Name: | Robert Kilmartin |
| E-Mail: | killersign@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Boston, MA |
| Message: | Hi Laurie, I wrote you a while back about us sharing the same last name (thanks for responding). I will be in NY the week of 10-13 and would love to see you perform...has your calander been updated? p.s. this web site rules! |
| Name: | Melissa Brakebill |
| E-Mail: | brake1155@cs.com |
| Hometown: | Griffith |
| Message: | I am just starting to pursue a career in comedy any advice for a Lady? I've be surprised on how little women comics are out there. Help |
| Name: | Diane Officer |
| E-Mail: | officer67@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Guantanamo Bay! |
| Message: | Laurie, You still have the troops talking about 'that one girl' (that would be you since you were the only female comic!) You were great, I'm so glad to have met you when you were here in GTMO. |
| Name: | Brian - magazine subscriptions |
| E-Mail: | briant88@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Dallas |
| Message: | Hi! I'm Brian. I really like your site, it's usefull and informative. I am working for discount magazine subscription comparison service. I find your site while searching for magazine related sites and It's a pleasure to sign your guestbook. Thanks! |
| Name: | Stewart |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | |
| Message: | Laurie you're the greatest! Screw anyone who says otherwise! |
| Name: | Sonya Kilmartin |
| E-Mail: | sonya.kilmartin@paradise.net.nz |
| Hometown: | Auckland, New Zealand |
| Message: | Hi Laurie, I was just bored and wondered what would come up when I entered 'www.kilmartin.com'. I don't have any flattery cause I don't know who you are but we could be related. Never know! Have you heard from any other Kilmartins? Thanks Sonya |
| Name: | PHILLIP |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | |
| Message: | DEAR LAURIE: I HONESTLY DON'T CARE WHETHER YOU'RE FUNNY OR NOT! THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE FACT THAT YOU'RE GOOD-LOOKING! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WAITING FOR BUT YOU'D BETTER START POPPING SOME KIDS OUT SOON......OTHERWISE THIS PLANET WILL DISSOLVE INTO ONE GIANT GARBAGE DUMP FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH UGLY PEOPLE! IF THAT DOESN'T SEND A CHILL UP YOUR SPINE I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL! |
| Name: | Sannoma |
| E-Mail: | Sannoma@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | .... |
| Message: | Hi i love you all |
| Name: | john sharappa |
| E-Mail: | jssf2@netscape.net |
| Hometown: | sf |
| Message: | spending time visiting old friends who now live on the web. |
| Name: | Jim |
| E-Mail: | jbarber221@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Indy Swim Fit |
| Message: | A friend sent me a link to your site. I missed hearing you on the B/T show and seeing your stuff at the pool. You made quite a ripple when you came through Indy. They are still talking about you. Loved you commentary on the swimming venues. I can relate to the trial and tribulations of swimming as you travel. |
| Name: | PHILLIP |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | |
| Message: | DEAR LAURIE: YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE SOME BABIES? UGLY PEOPLE ARE BREEDING LIKE RATS! IF MORE GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE DON'T START POPPING THEM OUT THERE WON'T BE ANYONE LEFT EXCEPT UGLY PEOPLE! SO HURRY UP! (PS~ DON'T MARRY AN UGLY GUY BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOUR KIDS WILL BE UGLY JUST LIKE HIM!) |
| Name: | elizabeth |
| E-Mail: | elizfield@aol.com |
| Hometown: | seattle |
| Message: | love your lap pool reviews. |
| Name: | Mrs. Chuck Kilgore |
| E-Mail: | Kilgorecomedy@cs.com |
| Hometown: | Portage, IN |
| Message: | I stumbled upon your website researching information on the stand-up comedy business. I often look on the internet for this information for my husband who is a stand-up comic. We are currently trying to get him on the road as a full time comic as opposed to part-time weekend local fun. Any insight? Thank you for your time. |
| Name: | Tommy 2Shooz |
| E-Mail: | TSINC007@cs.com |
| Hometown: | Phoenix |
| Message: | I luv Pepsi 2! & not Coke!Missed yer show last wkend cuz U were sold out in 2 daze, so come back & I will B sure 2 call 4 resevs! Enjoy yer pages muchly! |
| Name: | Paul & Laura Kilmmartin |
| E-Mail: | kilmartin@triad.rr.com |
| Hometown: | Greensboro, NC |
| Message: | Good to see another Kilmartin! |
| Name: | A.G.M. |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | Phoenix,AZ |
| Message: | Loved your writting!... sorry I will not be able to attend to your performances here...enjoy our sunsets if time permits, and please keep writting. |
| Name: | Tom Ethington |
| E-Mail: | SenatorTom2@AOL.com |
| Hometown: | Casa Grande/Phoenix, Arizona |
| Message: | I enjoyed your 'prose' site. A nice article appeared in Arizona Republic 'The Rep" today re: book & coffee reviews. So sorry to hear your ankle chain keeps you tied to the east coast...but, (hoax) we have newspapers and magazines we can lay around here should you visit the Celebrity Theatre OR Dodge Theater. Continued Success and we'll pray fro your deliverance from the Big Apple in the near future. |
| Name: | Allen Brunson |
| E-Mail: | brunsona@newsguy.com |
| Hometown: | Townsburg |
| Message: | I'm supposed to be working but I'm bored and I just happened upon this site at random. Funny, but with pathos! You can practically hear the ticking as Laurie worries whether she will Make It before becoming too old! It's all those damned GUYS' fault isn't it -- how DARE they!! Will the botox help? Can the swimming stave off the disorientation? Can the suspense be maintained over the several years it will take for us to find out if she Makes It? I DON'T KNOW! |
| Name: | Christian (only by name) |
| E-Mail: | rantzac@svhm.org.au |
| Hometown: | Melbourne Australia |
| Message: | Hi Laurie Found your great site from a link on the SF Tsunami site. Loved the pool reviews - please come and visit us soon. |
| Name: | Dipstop |
| E-Mail: | notgonnatellya@nowhere.com |
| Hometown: | San Diego, CA |
| Message: | How's it going? Take a look at TheDipstop.com |
| Name: | rich adamo |
| E-Mail: | richadamo@comedy.com |
| Hometown: | Greenwich, CT |
| Message: | Laurie, the site is very funny. I hope you don't miss the Starbucks too much. I keep seeing your spot on the New Joke City, I hope you're getting residuals. Keep up the yuks. |
| Name: | Joanne Lee |
| E-Mail: | jo4_ever@excite.com |
| Hometown: | Calgary, AB (Canada.. and proud of it!) |
| Message: | Hi Laurie, I saw your website on Self magazine and came to check it out. It's quite funny.. the yearbook is great and I got quite a few laughs from the various pages and reviews. Just one comment.. you do not burn only 60% of the calories you do in the States.. lol. Well keep it up and I hope to see you on tv more often! |
| Name: | Nick Healey |
| E-Mail: | darklycomedic@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Brooklyn, NY |
| Message: | Just looking you up after the laughs I got while you hosted Stand-Up New York's Monday (7/8/02) show. Thanks again for helping making fun of the 17 year old virgin at our table. :) |
| Name: | charles |
| E-Mail: | corfam@comcast.net |
| Hometown: | Reston, VA |
| Message: | Stumbled upon your site when I was browsing the Masters Swim site, of all places. Your site is funny as anything I've read online. The Comedy Yearbook rocks! |
| Name: | michelle biloon |
| E-Mail: | biloon@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | http://www.thevelveetaroom.com |
| Message: | she said grenady. |
| Name: | helen lundergan |
| E-Mail: | helenlondon2002@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Chicago |
| Message: | Hi Laurie, Wow! Your web site is really great. I'm a struggling comedian in Chicago, working as a high school English teacher and open-mike comedian.Hey. I even went up at Zanies Comedy Club three times. Impressed? Please don't be. It was always on Tuesdays where they did't have to pay me. I'm going to Funny Women Fest in a few weeks, where I performed last year. Are you going? If you come to Chicago, I'd like to see you perform. Please let me know is you're not too busy with your hectic schedule, Grenady, your dog, and writing in your Powerbook. Helen |
| Name: | Rowan Kilmartin |
| E-Mail: | svvet@tpgi.com.au |
| Hometown: | GLADSTONE Qld Australia |
| Message: | Go for it Laurie! |
| Name: | Bryan Tucker |
| E-Mail: | Bryan_Tucker@juno.com |
| Hometown: | New York, NY |
| Message: | Hello. I was browsing your website and really enjoying it. I love the TV show appearances part, and the weekly hoax. I think it would be great if you got on The Tonight Show. You're an excellent comic, and you've paid three times more dues than almost anyone I know in New York. Hope to see you around. - Bryan |
| Name: | conley long |
| E-Mail: | conley.long@iflyata.com |
| Hometown: | Greenwood, IN |
| Message: | Hey Laurie I saw your show in Greenwood this past year and had a great time hope you come back soon. Thanks Conley Long |
| Name: | Leah Black |
| E-Mail: | leah.black@citcomm.com |
| Hometown: | Denver, but now live in Albuquerque |
| Message: | You're here in the studio with us @ 103.3 The Zone. Thanks for comin' in! |
| Name: | Anthony DeVito |
| E-Mail: | anthony@anthonydevito.com |
| Hometown: | Brooklyn, New York |
| Message: | Hey Laurie-- I stumbled across your site purely by chance and boy, am I glad i did! Your captions of your TV appearances made me laugh out loud at work, and I was immediately fired. Way to go! I hope to share a line-up (comedy) with you one day. |
| Name: | bam |
| E-Mail: | dzidziaczek@wp.pl |
| Hometown: | Warsaw |
| Message: | Hello, please visit the best site about EDUCATIONAL FILMS www.filmy.ptm.edu.pl :-) |
| Name: | Kim |
| E-Mail: | kwdmh@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Bathroom Confessions |
| Message: | Gotta email from an Austin pal...Bob and Tom are still talking about you! "Bob and Tom quoted a line from Lori Kilmartin the other day. They were talking about getting a traffic ticket. She said she got stopped and was about to get a ticket when she mentioned that her boyfriend was a cop. The Cop said.... oh yeah? Whats his name? And she said.... Well... he is married. She didn't get a ticket. She did get a big laugh. Good for her, she is getting laughs and wasn't even there!" |
| Name: | Snake Plissken |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | New York |
| Message: | |
| Name: | michelle biloon |
| E-Mail: | biloon@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | austin, tx |
| Message: | greg warren is an alcoholic. |
| Name: | JoAnn |
| E-Mail: | Joeyteach@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Pleasant Hill, Ca |
| Message: | I am a pro-lifer who happens to think your abortion joke is hilarious. It never fails to crack me up. Some people take themselves too seriously!! |
| Name: | Rich Harper |
| E-Mail: | richharp1@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Seymour W I |
| Message: | great job don't let them fool you . YOU ROCK!!!!!!!! |
| Name: | Eileen |
| E-Mail: | iamfiatslug@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Scurvy |
| Message: | All that meat talk in this week's hoax... folks, isn't it obvious it's time my sister gave up the vegetarian thing for good? She doesn't even like mushrooms. |
| Name: | Mark |
| E-Mail: | markg@garrattcorp.com |
| Hometown: | South Lake Tahoe(But I grew up in the Mid West) |
| Message: | Heard you on B&T. You sound like yet another nice Catholic Girl who wouldn't go out with me either! Oh Well, there's still Father Nelson. Enjoyed the Interview! MSG |
| Name: | Lisa Gallagher |
| E-Mail: | trwbadgirls@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Terre Haute, IN. |
| Message: | Last Saturday I saw you at One-Liners in Greenwood. I was taking my Mother there for Mother's Day. I'm glad I did, because I have not laughed that hard for a very long time. You were so awesome with the crowd, ecspecially with the Navy guy. I just entered your website, but I hope there is a schedule of your appearnances for the upcoming months. I would probably drive several hours to be able to see you again. |
| Name: | Liz Denny |
| E-Mail: | Lizmike30@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Sioux Falls, SD |
| Message: | I heard you on the Bob and Tom show. I think you are so funny. If you ever come to South Dakota on Minnesota I will be there to see you. You go girl. xoxoxo Liz |
| Name: | Ron Matherly |
| E-Mail: | buldog213@aol.com |
| Hometown: | noblesville in. |
| Message: | love to have nice picture for a friend thank you |
| Name: | Dennis Walker |
| E-Mail: | bigbluebugofjustice@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Shelton, Nebraska |
| Message: | Great appearance on Bob & Tom SHow! |
| Name: | cyndi |
| E-Mail: | nativealien@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | durango colorado |
| Message: | You keep it real! |
| Name: | Eileen (lil' sister) |
| E-Mail: | iamfiatslug@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | The Lovely and Talented Irvine, CA |
| Message: | I am one of the few who did NOT hear my incredibly funny, talented, beautiful, inspiring, and hardworking sister on the Bob and Tom show (she never tells us anything until it's happened, and I was out of the country). But it sounds like you killed (no surprise there). I am so proud of you. Indeed, in reading some of these guest book entries, it seems you have reached a new level of fame: you appear to be a masturbatory object of desire for some of your new fans! All of your dreams are coming true! My sister kicks ass. Love, SpellChecker |
| Name: | James Craig |
| E-Mail: | jscraig4@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Fort Wayne, IN |
| Message: | Great job on the "Bob and Tom" show, I thought that you were really refreshing and engaging. I will look forward to checking out your show when you swing back through this area!! |
| Name: | Jeremy Richardson |
| E-Mail: | rainmanjer@netscape.net |
| Hometown: | Northville, MI |
| Message: | I herad you on the Bob and Tom this week. Great stuff. I hope your schedule brings you around the Detroit area, we could all use some laughs around here. |
| Name: | Jerry Phillips |
| E-Mail: | jerry.phillips@ncmail.net |
| Hometown: | Goldsboro, NC |
| Message: | If you ever come to Goldsboro you'll love our olympic pool at the Y. The temp is mid 70's and from what i saw of the ladies locker room (through the peep hole - lol) it looked great! |
| Name: | Clay |
| E-Mail: | Clay@new.rr.com |
| Hometown: | Neenah, WI |
| Message: | Hi, Just heard ya on Bob and Tom and I remembered when I saw you in Sacramento a few years back. You are very funny.....not to mention Hot lookin'.........very HOT. Hope I get the cahance to see you again some time. Clay |
| Name: | Mike Squire |
| E-Mail: | paleotectonics@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Chippewa Falls, WI |
| Message: | I'm another of the many who heard you on Bob and Tom, thought you were great, get yourself to the Twin Cities, MN, you'd be neat to see. |
| Name: | Ron Jones |
| E-Mail: | ron@abettercourierinc.com |
| Hometown: | Nashville, TN |
| Message: | Enjoyed you so much that would love to see you live. Liked the way you handeled Chick on The Bob & Tom Show. Would love to see pitchers of you on the topic from the show, you no what I mean! May you become rich and famous real soon keep up the great work. If you come to Nashville would love to come to the show and have a pitcher of you and me together. Thanks, Ron (A New Fan) |
| Name: | Dobie Maxwell |
| E-Mail: | dobmax@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Milwaukee, WI |
| Message: | Laurie Kilmartin is a FUNNY comic and a good person too. She is a road warrior and a true trooper and deserves all the success she gets. See her when she comes to your town before the price goes up. She is worth the trip. |
| Name: | brad |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | johnstown, pa |
| Message: | i got a plan for your web page. get some body pics, i wanna see what bob and tom are talking about. |
| Name: | David Holmes |
| E-Mail: | dh02615@alltel.net |
| Hometown: | Wahoo, NE |
| Message: | Heard you this morning (May 8th) on the Bob and Tom show. Thought you were great, clicked on your link from Bob and Tom. Spent 2 hours at work this morning reading multiple segments of "This Week's Hoax" - all I can say is - insightful and hilarious. If you ever perform in Omaha, my wife and I will be there! |
| Name: | John Jay |
| E-Mail: | yruiz@msn.com |
| Hometown: | West Point UTAH |
| Message: | Don't blam you for not coming to this state, I just moved here my self. I heard a little bit on The Bob and Tom Show, you sound great! Good Luck. May 8,2002 |
| Name: | Richard Gino |
| E-Mail: | richardgino@attbi.com |
| Hometown: | San Bernardino, Ca. |
| Message: | Loved you on the Bob and Tom show...! Good luck with the future. 05-08-02 |
| Name: | Danny L Bunker |
| E-Mail: | dan68_00@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | East Alton Illinois |
| Message: | I heard you on Bob and Tom show and I love your style of comedy and can't wait for you to come to St.Louis. Keep up the great work. Danny Bunker 05/08/2002 |
| Name: | Scott |
| E-Mail: | spuruck@msn.com |
| Hometown: | Niles, MI |
| Message: | I heard you on the Bob and Tom Show today (5/8). You're very funny! If you have a show in the area, we'll definately be there. |
| Name: | dad |
| E-Mail: | ronkilmartin@attbi.com |
| Hometown: | Topeka |
| Message: | Wow!! |
| Name: | Bryan |
| E-Mail: | crazywhiteboy5@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Dickson, Tennessee |
| Message: | Loved your 5/8/2002 apperance on The Bob and Tom Show. Hope to hear you or see you again soon. |
| Name: | Kevin |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | louisville,Ky |
| Message: | Loved you on the Bob & Tom show 5/8/02... hope your in Louisville soon! |
| Name: | Mike Combs |
| E-Mail: | mcomb1@us.ibm.com |
| Hometown: | Florence,Kentucky |
| Message: | Laurie, I really enjoyed your appearance on the Bob and Tom show today.I thought your stories were very good and your spontinaity with the group was very funny. Thanks,Mike |
| Name: | Dennis |
| E-Mail: | dennisbudone@cs.com |
| Hometown: | Albuquerque |
| Message: | Heard you one the BobandTom show, 5-8-2002, you were great |
| Name: | Kent B |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | Indianapolis IN. |
| Message: | Heard you on the Bob and Tom show this morning. I loved the way you handled Chick. Hope you will be back soon |
| Name: | Barry Strunk |
| E-Mail: | bigbearstrunk@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Spencer, IN |
| Message: | Laurie, heard you on the B&T show this morning. Your comedy was up there with the John Fox's and the Rodney Carrington's of the world. I hope they have you back on soon. |
| Name: | Troy Kerry |
| E-Mail: | studyathome@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Shreveport LA |
| Message: | Heard you on the show this morning and I have to tell ya that I enjoyed it. People that I work with and some of my customers always look at me funny when I laugh out loud. (Thats due to the head phones) HA! I wish you luck on your career. I hope you get famous and rich. Wish the same for me, will ya, I recently wrote a novel and just finished my second one, I hope to get rich too. HA HA |
| Name: | Rick Schneider |
| E-Mail: | ras7181@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Louisville, KY |
| Message: | Hi Laurie, I heard you on the Bob & Tom Show on Wednesday, 8 May 2002. I really enjoyed your appearance. I was wondering if you were planning on developing an emailing list from your website or posting a schedule of your appearances at comedy clubs. |
| Name: | Dan Fitzpatrick |
| E-Mail: | danfitzpatrick@glasscorner.com |
| Hometown: | Grand Rapids MI. |
| Message: | I listened to part of your show on BOB& Tom. You are hilarious. I thought the way You held you own with those guys, it sounded like they were caught off gaurd a few times. I will keep up on your web page to see if you ever come to Grand rapids My wife and I would love to see your show. Thanks again DAN |
| Name: | Greg Rogers |
| E-Mail: | grogers@portup.com |
| Hometown: | Iron Mountain, MI |
| Message: | Heard you on the Bob & Tom show. I thought you were very quick witted and funny! Do you ever do any shows in Michigan? |
| Name: | Dave M |
| E-Mail: | Dave5777@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Sanger, Ca |
| Message: | You should put some pics on your website I'm sure everyone would like to see your breast I mean pics. |
| Name: | Scott L. Hendrie |
| E-Mail: | scottleehendrie@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Middlebury, Indiana |
| Message: | Why don't you have the bob and tom audience barrage david letterman with letters and email to get you on the show keep a not book to present david on show! |
| Name: | Nick Petry (peetree) :) |
| E-Mail: | nickpetry@protecserv.com |
| Hometown: | Billings, MT |
| Message: | I'm not from here, but I hate it too. Sorry that Y pool bit the big one. I've lived here in Billings since 1995, did I miss your performance? DOH, must have. Any way I heard you on Bob & Tom today, you were great. Hopefully you made it out of there with out being molested, haha. I will make it a point to see your show next time you visit (if you do)good ol Montana |
| Name: | Jon Cave |
| E-Mail: | joncave@belisp.com |
| Hometown: | Dayton, Ohio |
| Message: | I heard you on the Bob and Tom show this morning and thought you were a real sweetheart with a zest for life and I think you have a heck of a sense of humor. I hope all goes well for you and your boyfriend. |
| Name: | Derek |
| E-Mail: | xevious_busch@budweiser.com |
| Hometown: | Waupaca |
| Message: | Hi there.. thought you were great on the bob and tom show today. Really cracked me up on the way home from work. Good one on the 'peep - holes'.. LOL.. -geek here.. |
| Name: | Mike C. |
| E-Mail: | |
| Hometown: | Boise, ID |
| Message: | Enjoyed you on Bob and Tom today! Thanks for the laughs, and keeping Mr. McGee under control... |
| Name: | Paul Zass |
| E-Mail: | sell1@iglou.com |
| Hometown: | Cincinnati |
| Message: | Hey baby....Long time no talk to...I am very proud of you and want you to know that I think of you often, usually while in bed with my wife, but that's another story all together. Hope you are well and happy.... GOD BLESS Paul Jones |
| Name: | Vijay Dillet |
| E-Mail: | vijaydillet@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Bahamas |
| Message: | I heard you on the Bob and Tom show this morning and went to your web site. You are very funny and very beautiful. Vijay |
| Name: | andrew wilson |
| E-Mail: | andreww78@aol.com |
| Hometown: | west chester, oh (suburb of cincinnati) |
| Message: | Hey Laurie heard you on Bob and Tom on Wed, May 8th. Your very funny keep up the good work. I like the whole woman, not just the breasts. |
| Name: | Ken Kronschnabel |
| E-Mail: | ken.kronschnabel@menasha.com |
| Hometown: | Zittau, WI |
| Message: | Hope to see your show at the Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, WI You rocked on Bob ant Tom. www.skylinecomedy.com Any plans to be there in the future? |
| Name: | Tim |
| E-Mail: | perimant@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Long Beach, California |
| Message: | Laurie, You are very funny, entertaining, beautiful, and sexy!!! |
| Name: | Julie |
| E-Mail: | juliecoe@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Florence, Ky |
| Message: | Caught you on the Bob and Tom show. Laughed so hard my stomach hurt, now I gotta go clean the coffee off my dash!! Keep it up and hey theres nothing wrong with being "big breasted and beautiful" At least thats what my boyfriend says!!! :-o |
| Name: | John Theillon |
| E-Mail: | jcthee64@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Bloomsburg, PA |
| Message: | I am listening to you on BOB & TOM (5/8/02) and really am enjoying it. Love the wit! And, love you you break Chick's balls! Thanks for the laughs... -John T. |
| Name: | Larry Beck |
| E-Mail: | woodg8@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Denton, TX |
| Message: | Caught you on the Bob&Tom show on KZPS in Dallas. Loved your humor |
| Name: | Rick Brown |
| E-Mail: | Rbrown@theinnet.net |
| Hometown: | Columbus ,Indiana |
| Message: | Enjoyed you on Bob and Tom's show, So, I looked up your web site. Now know, you're pretty as well as funny. Will have to catch your live show someplace, will be money well spent. Have a great day and take care. Rick |
| Name: | SGT Brian Landis |
| E-Mail: | b_e_landis@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | LaPorte, IN |
| Message: | Hello, heard you on Bob and Tom this morning and was strangely drawn to your site. I don't know if it was the way you were bashing Chik or when you said that Spanish was the only Russian you were willing to learn. God that was funny, I'm having a similar problem learning Red-Neck. Looking forward to catching your act soon. |
| Name: | Dave |
| E-Mail: | skippy_evil_twin@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Columbus, Ohio |
| Message: | Laurie, very much enjoyed your spot on the Bob and Tom show 5/8. I have seen you on Premium Blend. Great job! Very well done web site! The Hoax is a scream. In which city in Ohio did you hurl? Good luck with your career! You're right, you should have gotten the sitcom before Margret Cho (damn chink!):) |
| Name: | Chuck Parnell |
| E-Mail: | cparnell@klhengrs.com |
| Hometown: | Alexandria, KY |
| Message: | Listening to you now on Bob & Tom and was drawn to you web site. One of the better comedian sites I've been to. Your comedy seems to come naturally which is refreshing after listening to "Canned Acts" who try to incorporate their routine into an interview. Keep up the great work and if you come to the Cincinnati area let me know, I'd love to check out a live show. PS. Can you autograph one of your recent pictures and send it to me? |
| Name: | John Gauker |
| E-Mail: | jgauker@woh.rr.com |
| Hometown: | Dayton, Ohio |
| Message: | Even though you called all of us from Ohio paisty white John Travolta's..... I enjoyed listening to you on Bob and Tom. Next time you come to Dayton I'll check out your show. |
| Name: | Steve Holifield |
| E-Mail: | Steve049@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Brookport, IL |
| Message: | You are funny. I like your comedy style. Don't give up on that WB dream. SH |
| Name: | Rowan |
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| Hometown: | Benicia, CA (right outside of Concord CA) |
| Message: | I love you stuff especially when you talk about the CompUSA that I go to. I hope that Splash will one day reconsider you writing for them, as your stuff was the best in the whole magazine. |
| Name: | Svend Pedersen |
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| Hometown: | State college PA |
| Message: | Another swimming immigrant signing in. Love your swim/pool reviews. |
| Name: | Jim Malina |
| E-Mail: | nkl.jbr@verizon,net |
| Hometown: | Lost Angeles |
| Message: | Saw yer site surfing swim stuff on the web. Love the pool reviews. I've been in a few of your class A's, and the toilets as well. Great job! Wishing you a sitcom. Thanx for the laughs and the info. JBR |
| Name: | Nancy Fisher |
| E-Mail: | nctrabella@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Northport, N.Y |
| Message: | Actually i found you site from Mimi Gonzalez web page and i was curious |
| Name: | Bob Mazziotti |
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| Message: | I never thought the day would come when I would log something in a guestbook - ugh, yuck, ptui! But I'm compelled, alas. Your site is FUNNY, clever, droll, cute, sharp, etc! What can I say - Yikes!! |
| Name: | Rick Rhoades |
| E-Mail: | Nowoods1@aol.com |
| Hometown: | Gwinn, Michigan |
| Message: | Nice website! I would love to catch a show sometime. I too am a stand up comic trying to work my way up the ranks. I have been performing for the last couple years....I still suck!! My website is www.geocities.com/nowoods1/rick_comedy.html Its a work in process! Take care and keep up the great work! |
| Name: | Jamie Young |
| E-Mail: | jamie@macberkeley.com |
| Hometown: | Berkeley |
| Message: | All the guys at M.A.C. say hi! |
| Name: | charlie moreno |
| E-Mail: | charliemoreno40@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | El Paso, Tx. |
| Message: | Hey Laurie, great site! Great eyes! Great smile! Great jokes! Great timing! Great writing! Who are you? Just kiding. |
| Name: | Craig Mastos |
| E-Mail: | maquis@softcom.net |
| Hometown: | Reno |
| Message: | Nice review of Reno pools and my old friend Steve. |
| Name: | matt_k |
| E-Mail: | matt_k@jump.net |
| Hometown: | austin, texas |
| Message: | wheres your links page? You used to have a link to mark kordelski! |
| Name: | thomas scott |
| E-Mail: | t_j_scott@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Adelaide, Australia |
| Message: | Fantastic! I am not alone i produced a calendar www.thomasjscott.com featuring Australian lap pools. No publisher would touch it so i financed it and it worked! Actor Geoffry Rush even bought one. I'll be checking this page often! |
| Name: | Dominique |
| E-Mail: | swmrchick2000@yahoo.com |
| Hometown: | Beinica |
| Message: | Laurie, I read your stuff in Splash magazine and absolutly loved it!! I was dying of laughter after I read the Midnight masters. I've been a little disappointed that I haven't seen any new stuff in the last couple issues. Keep up the good work!! |
| Name: | Kyle Parris |
| E-Mail: | Parriskyle@hotmail.com |
| Hometown: | Lexington, MO |
| Message: | Dear Laurie, I'm a struggling stand-up comic in the Kansas City area. I'll send you some e-mails of my travails. |
| Name: | Jimi |
| E-Mail: | eqd@bellsouth.net |
| Hometown: | Cosby, Tennessee |
| Message: | Hi. Great website, pretty good humor too. Is that clip art, or are you really that beautiful? I want to build an outdoor lap pool - I figure about 20 yards (this should increase my times by at least 20%.) Maybe 6 feet or so wide. And since it would be outdoors, I'd want to cover it as easily as possible. Can you give me some advice on contracting the work? Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? I have. Love, Jimi (Chattanooga summer swim league and AAU 50 yd. breaststroke (my second favorite stroke) champion - circa 1966) |
| Name: | Clayton Fletcher |
| E-Mail: | fletch@claytonfletcher.com |
| Hometown: | New York |
| Message: | Laurie, we've done shows together all over town and I am always impressed with the fact that you never stop writing. I have read many of your hoaxes lately and find them inspiring as I try to make the transition from "bringer" to "guest" at the NYC clubs. Your tenacity is commendable and your writing is entertaining. Thank you for your being a good role model. I'll see you soon I am sure. |
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