I was a staff writer on CONAN on TBS for 10 years, and I've written two books. Well, three, but one was ghostwriting for a celeb so I don't count it because that was her story. 
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Dead People Suck

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A comedic memoir about cancer, hospice, losing a parent, grief and funerals. It's dark, and full of jokes. If you have old parents, there's tips on how to prepare for their demise, and things you can do now to make it less painful.


BUY A SIGNED COPY BY ME TO YOU: $25 to my Paypal. Write "Dead People Suck" in the notes, and let me know who I'm signing the book to. 

The Audible version was read by me, and parts of it were read at The Stand Comedy Club in NYC. Download

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SH*tty mom

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The three ladies listed as co-authors did not write a word of the book. They had a title "Sh*tty Mom," and they hired me to write the book. They then sold the shit out of it, all credit to them for making it a NYT bestseller. I did NOT write the sequel. 


BUY A SIGNED COPY BY ME TO YOU: $25 to my Paypal. Write "Shitty Mom" in the notes, and let me know who I'm signing the book to. 

BUY THE HARDCOVER from an Independent Bookstore

​Audible is read by me: Download