Laurie Kilmartin
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My name is . I'm a comedian and writer. I've performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals, and I've done standup on Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel and Showtime, and appeared on Best Week Ever, the Today Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow Show and Fox & Friends and Oprah. I was a staff writer for the Late Late Show, Tough Crowd and the Bonnie Hunt Show. I co-wrote Sherri Shepherd's memoir, and I was a Top Ten finalist in Season 8 of NBC's Last Comic Standing. Finally, I just used the word "I" seven times in five sentences. Gross.

"Kilmartin had some good and sick baby material. We're used to the male perspective... but it's even sicker when the nurturing mother does it. Sick in a good way. Funny stuff." - What's So Funny
- Posted July 27, 2010
Punchline Magazine calls Five Minutes to Myself one of the Top Ten Comedy CDs of 2009.
Buy it at Rooftop , Amazon or iTunes.


"Laurie Kilmartin has the superpower that separates comedians from civilians: the mystic vision necessary to see the humor in the mundane and the insane."
Punchline Magazine

Buy "Permission Slips", the book I wrote with View co-host Sherri Shepherd.



Are you a comic who wants to have baby? Perhaps this piece I wrote for Babble will make you reconsider.

Jiimmy Pardo and Matt Belknap stuck me on their great podcast, Never Not Funny!

Marc Maron invited me to appear on his very popular podcast, WTF. With Jackie Kashian. Download it on iTunes (episode 50).

Podcast from Queens: Jon Fisch and Dan Allen invited me In the Tank. Podcast from Aspen: Robert Hawkins and I talk farts and slavery on Siskel and Negro


  • 22- The Purple Onion, San Francisco
  • 25- A room in Santa Monica, details to come
  • 27- The Ice House, 8 PM, Pasadena Ca
  • 29- The Ventura Comedy Club, 8 PM
  • 30-31 The Velveeta Room, Austin TX
  • Aug 13-14, The Punchline, Sacramento


    I tweet!

    From the Season 8 debut of Last Comic Standing:


    I googled my name and found this thread about my first LCS appearance, titled, "Disgusting." I joined in (screen name anylaurie), and the lady who started it agreed to see my show the next time I'm in North Carolina. See? We really can all get along!

    First show of 2010... someone throws a roll at my head. Ah, comedy.



    More crowd work and topical material can be seen on my YouTube channel.

    This "interview" with John Edwards' mistress, Rielle Hunter, is from 2008. But that dizzy slut is back in the news, so let's re-visit!

    In conjunction with Comedy Central, I created a web series for Atom.com called American English with Jimmy T.

    American English With Jimmy T: Cracker


    Enjoy the Kilmartin family Christmas video!



    John McCain, Meet William: : Parody of a MoveOn.org ad, 2008



    - visit TV appearances for more


    Help some nice, poor people: Kiva microloans help people help themselves out of poverty. I helped a mom in Bosnia buy a cow!

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