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My name is 
. I'm a comedian and writer. I've
performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals, and
I've done standup on Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel and Showtime, and appeared on Best Week Ever, the Today Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow
Show and Fox & Friends and Oprah. I'm currently a staff writer on CONAN, and last year, I was a finalist in Season 8 of NBC's Last Comic Standing. Finally, I just used the word "I" six times in five sentences. Gross.
. I'm a comedian and writer. I've
performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals, and
I've done standup on Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel and Showtime, and appeared on Best Week Ever, the Today Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow
Show and Fox & Friends and Oprah. I'm currently a staff writer on CONAN, and last year, I was a finalist in Season 8 of NBC's Last Comic Standing. Finally, I just used the word "I" six times in five sentences. Gross. "Kilmartin had some good and sick baby material. We're used to the male perspective... but it's even sicker when the nurturing mother does it. Sick in a good way. Funny stuff." - What's So Funny
"Laurie Kilmartin has the superpower that separates comedians from civilians: the mystic vision necessary to see the humor in the mundane and the insane." Punchline Magazine
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 | Comedy and Everything Else! ep#151 Comedy and Everything Else! |
 | On the Team Coco podcast |
 | Never Not Funny: Fongers and Darkness Never Not Funny! |
 | Marc Maron put me on a live WTF, with Jackie Kashian. |
 | Jimmy Pardo and Matt Belknap stuck me Never Not Funny! |
 | On Kate Urquhart's Podcast of Comedy, between Saturday shows at Acme Comedy Club. |
 | Jon Fisch and Dan Allen put me In the Tank. |
 | Dork Forest: Kathleen Madigan and I have a Kennedy-off on Jackie Kashian's podcast. Kat-leen won. |
 | Siskel and Negro: Robert Hawkins and I talk road farts and slavery. |
Right-wing hack Monica Crowley shows up on a Google image search of me. Why? Well, she and I will be forever linked after I caught her stealing comedy from me and claiming it as her own.
A piece I wrote for Babble. Not sure why but they used a stock photo of a "female comic." Well, at least they didn't use Monica Crowley.
I googled my name and found this thread about my first LCS appearance, titled, "Disgusting." I joined in (screen name anylaurie), and the lady who started it agreed to see my show the next time I'm in North Carolina. See? We really can all get along!
2012 Road Dates
May 25-27 : Rooster T Feathers, Sunnyvale, Ca
July 5-8 Comedy Underground, Seattle Wa
July 10-14 Acme Comedy Cllub, Minneapolis, MN
 | Thanks to Abigail Pesta for the great article in April's Marie Claire magazine. Namechecked in a Nov, 2011 article on female comics in the New York Times |
 | Crowd work and club stuff on my YouTube channel |
Standup set on Conan. By far the best tv set I've ever had. Hearts to my boss for putting me on the show.
In which I suffocate my boss:
Dan Cronin put me in this GroupOn parody for Conan. Thanks Dan!
Last Comic Standing Prelims, 2010
Last Comic Standing , Making it to the Top Ten, 2010
Detoxing from Last Comic Standing, in Austin. NSFW! Every dirty word I can think of (way more than seven) plus a surprise ending!First show of 2010... someone throws a roll at my head. Ah, comedy.
In conjunction with Comedy Central, I created a web series for Atom.com called American English with Jimmy T. There's four total, I put myself in this one:
John McCain, Meet William: : Parody of a MoveOn.org ad, 2008
- visit TV appearances for more TV stuff.
Help some nice, poor people: Kiva microloans help people help themselves out of poverty. I helped a mom in Bosnia buy a cow!
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