My name is . I'm a comedian and writer. I've performed at the Montreal, Aspen and Edinburgh comedy festivals, and at clubs in nearly every state in our glorious union. If you watch tv, you may have seen my standup on Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel, Showtime or my punditry on Best Week Ever (R.I.P.), the Today Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow Show and Fox and Friends. I've even skyped on Oprah. Welcome.

07/01/09: Another clip from the Rooftop Aspen fesitval:

"Kilmartin had a masterful set soaked with delightfully dark takes on her son's existence." Read the rest of Punchline's review here.

I wrote this thing for Babble.

This week's shows: June 29: Throckmorton Theater, Mill Valley, Ca, July 1: Gold Coast Casino, Oroville, Ca, July 2: Black Oak Casino, Toulomne Ca, July 5: Times Square Arts Center, NYC

Podcast from Aspen: Robert Hawkins and I talk farts and slavery on Siskel and Negro

Pre-order the book I wrote with View co-host Sherri Shepherd. I'm still dorkily excited that my name is on the cover.


Experiment: I'm putting the crowd work parts of club sets on my YouTube channel.

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